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Browser History Men's Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Browser History Men's Heavy Blend™ Hooded Sweatshirt

Regular price $35.07 USD
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Introducing the ultimate life-preserving fashion statement: our "If Found Dead, Please Delete My Browser History" hoodie! We understand – you're an intrepid digital voyager, a modern-day explorer navigating the vast expanse of the internet. But let's be real, not all treasures are meant to see the light of day!

Imagine this scenario: you've peacefully passed on, blissfully unaware of earthly matters. Meanwhile, your loved ones are scrambling for a shovel, not to lay you to rest, but to delve into the murky depths of your online legacy. Fear not, courageous soul, for our shirt serves as your posthumous barrier, a chic safety net for your questionable cyber escapades.

With a striking font and a design that screams "digital quirkiness," this hoodie is ideal for those who want to depart this world with a smile. It's the wardrobe choice that boldly proclaims, "Though I may have departed, my internet mysteries remain sealed with me!"

So, why fret over your browsing history haunting your afterlife when you can sport this shirt and give the world one last chuckle? Remember, in life's grand comedy, it's crucial to have a punchline – and this hoodie delivers it with flair! Secure yours now and leave behind a legacy as enigmatic as your online adventures.

Product Details:

  • Made with a medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)) that consists of 50% cotton and 50% polyester for that cozy feel and warmth you need in a hoodie.
  • The classic fit along with the pouch pocket and the tear-away label make for a highly comfortable, scratch-free wearing experience.
  • The color-matched drawcord and the double-lined hood add a stylish flair and durability that tie everything together.
  • Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank tee's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact.
  • Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton
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