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Feral Child Men's Jersey Long Sleeve Tee

Feral Child Men's Jersey Long Sleeve Tee

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In the small town of Retroville, the GenXers were rumored to have formed a secret society known as the "Feral Children Club." Legend had it that every full moon, these grown-up rebels would abandon their responsibilities, don makeshift animal costumes, and embark on a wild adventure through the suburban jungle. Instead of the traditional werewolf howl, their distinctive call was the sound of dial-up internet connecting. The Feral Children, armed with vintage Walkmans and cassette tapes, roamed the streets, slyly trading mixtapes and exchanging VHS tapes like sacred artifacts. To them, being a feral child meant embracing the untamed spirit of their youth, a time when the only social media they knew was passing notes in class and the most daring rebellion was sneaking extra cookies from the kitchen.

One day, a curious Millennial stumbled upon the Feral Children's secret meeting spot – an abandoned Blockbuster store that had been repurposed as their headquarters. As they approached, the GenXers paused mid-discussion about the glory days of pogs and debated the merits of grunge fashion. The Millennial, bewildered yet intrigued, decided to join the club, adopting the feral lifestyle by trading in their smartphone for a beeper and exchanging avocado toast for Lunchables. And so, the legend of the Feral Children grew, proving that no matter the era, there's always room for a little wild nostalgia.

Product Details:

  • 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²))
  • Retail Fit
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size
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