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Hairy German Girls (Rottweiler) Men's Tee

Hairy German Girls (Rottweiler) Men's Tee

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Just so we're clear, the hairy German girl is a Rottweiler. She weighs about as much as a small adult, she thinks she's a lap dog, and she's leaning on you right now.

Rottweilers come from the town of Rottweil, Germany, where they spent centuries herding cattle and pulling butcher's carts. Today she spends her time guarding the couch, supervising the kitchen, and greeting you at the door with a full-body wiggle. She looks intimidating to strangers. At home she's a 100-pound teddy bear with a tail nub and a serious snoring habit.

"I Love Hairy German Girls" pairs a proud Rottie with a slogan built for double takes. People read it once, raise an eyebrow, then spot the dog and crack up. It's the perfect shirt for the dog park, the vet's waiting room, the beer hall, or anywhere you want to start a conversation.

It makes a great gift for Rottie moms and dads, rescue volunteers, and anyone who has ever been pinned to the floor by an affectionate 100-pound "Rottie lean." And it's right on time for Oktoberfest: raise a stein to the strongest, sweetest German girl you know.

Big heart. Bigger head. Zero personal space.

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Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size Chart:

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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