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Hairy German Girls (Shepherd) Men's Tee

Hairy German Girls (Shepherd) Men's Tee

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For the record: the hairy German girl is a German Shepherd. She weighs 75 pounds, and she's currently lying on your feet.

Anyone who owns a GSD knows the truth. They aren't German Shepherds, they're German Shedders. There's fur on the couch, fur in the car, fur in your coffee, and fur in places fur has no business being. You bought a robot vacuum and it filed for retirement. And you wouldn't trade a single tumbleweed of it, because she's loyal, brilliant, dramatic, and the best girl you've ever known.

"I Love Hairy German Girls" pairs a proud German Shepherd with a slogan that stops people mid-sentence. There's a double take, then the realization, then the laugh. It's the perfect shirt for dog training class, the trailhead, the beer hall, or anywhere you want to make an impression.

It makes a great gift for GSD moms and dads, K9 enthusiasts, shepherd rescue volunteers, and anyone who has ever had a full conversation made entirely of German Shepherd whines and huffs. It's timed right for Oktoberfest too: raise a stein to the hardest-working, hairiest German girl in your life.

Loyal. Loud. Lint-roller dependent.

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Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size Chart:

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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