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I Don't Sugar Coat Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

I Don't Sugar Coat Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

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In the whimsical world of confectionery wonder, where chocolate rivers flowed and everlasting gobstoppers were the talk of the town, there lived an eccentric and straight-talking Oompa Loompa named Ziggledorf. Ziggledorf, the head of the Oompa Loompas, was known for his no-nonsense attitude and a disdain for sugar-coated niceties. One day, as he strolled through the fantastical factory, he overheard a group of Oompa Loompas gossiping about the latest candy creation. With a stern expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye, Ziggledorf halted their chattering with a single phrase: "I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka!" The Oompa Loompas gasped, but Ziggledorf continued, "We run a tight ship here, and candy-making is serious business. No time for fluff and nonsense! Now, get back to work, and remember, a spoonful of reality is worth more than a truckload of sugar-coated dreams!" And with that, Ziggledorf marched off, leaving the Oompa Loompas both bewildered and secretly inspired by their no-nonsense leader.

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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