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I Don't Sugar Coat Men's Short Sleeve Tee

I Don't Sugar Coat Men's Short Sleeve Tee

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In the whimsical world of confectionery wonder, where chocolate rivers flowed and everlasting gobstoppers were the talk of the town, there lived an eccentric and straight-talking Oompa Loompa named Ziggledorf. Ziggledorf, the head of the Oompa Loompas, was known for his no-nonsense attitude and a disdain for sugar-coated niceties. One day, as he strolled through the fantastical factory, he overheard a group of Oompa Loompas gossiping about the latest candy creation. With a stern expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye, Ziggledorf halted their chattering with a single phrase: "I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka!" The Oompa Loompas gasped, but Ziggledorf continued, "We run a tight ship here, and candy-making is serious business. No time for fluff and nonsense! Now, get back to work, and remember, a spoonful of reality is worth more than a truckload of sugar-coated dreams!" And with that, Ziggledorf marched off, leaving the Oompa Loompas both bewildered and secretly inspired by their no-nonsense leader.

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Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

Size Chart:

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.50 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 8.60 8.90 9.20 9.50 9.70 10.00 10.40 10.80 11.20
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

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