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I Don't Sugar Coat Women's Tee

I Don't Sugar Coat Women's Tee

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In the whimsical world of confectionery wonder, where chocolate rivers flowed and everlasting gobstoppers were the talk of the town, there lived an eccentric and straight-talking Oompa Loompa named Ziggledorf. Ziggledorf, the head of the Oompa Loompas, was known for his no-nonsense attitude and a disdain for sugar-coated niceties. One day, as he strolled through the fantastical factory, he overheard a group of Oompa Loompas gossiping about the latest candy creation. With a stern expression on his face and a twinkle in his eye, Ziggledorf halted their chattering with a single phrase: "I don't sugar coat shit, I'm not Willy Wonka!" The Oompa Loompas gasped, but Ziggledorf continued, "We run a tight ship here, and candy-making is serious business. No time for fluff and nonsense! Now, get back to work, and remember, a spoonful of reality is worth more than a truckload of sugar-coated dreams!" And with that, Ziggledorf marched off, leaving the Oompa Loompas both bewildered and secretly inspired by their no-nonsense leader.

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Product Details:

  • Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
  • The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
  • All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
  • Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
  • Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors - 90% cotton, 10% polyester, Graphite Heather - 50% ring-spun cotton, 50% polyester

Size Chart:

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50
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