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The Spanish Inquisition Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

The Spanish Inquisition Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

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In the bustling streets of London, there lived a jolly pie-maker named Nigel. Nigel's pies were renowned throughout the city, filling bellies and warming hearts with their savory goodness.

One foggy morning, Nigel was busy rolling out pastry dough when a sudden knock echoed through his shop. To his surprise, three men dressed in flamboyant attire burst through the door, waving scrolls and shouting, "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

Nigel nearly dropped his rolling pin in shock. "The Spanish Inquisition? In London?"

"The Same!" proclaimed the leader, his mustache twitching with excitement.

Before Nigel could protest, they whisked him away to their headquarters, a gloomy building hidden among the labyrinthine alleys of the city. Inside, Nigel found himself facing a panel of inquisitors who interrogated him about the secret ingredients of his pies and whether he preferred tea or ale.

Summoning his inner wit, Nigel responded with jests and puns, turning the solemn proceedings into a sidesplitting farce. The inquisitors, taken aback by his humor, couldn't help but join in the laughter.

In the end, Nigel's jovial spirit won over even the sternest inquisitors. They released him with a hearty pat on the back and a newfound appreciation for the joy of a good pie.

As Nigel returned to his shop, he couldn't help but chuckle to himself. "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition in London," he mused, "but I suppose even inquisitors need a good laugh now and then!"

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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