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Vodka Alchemist Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

Vodka Alchemist Men's Jersey Short Sleeve Tee

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Introducing the ultimate party-starter attire, our "Vodka Alchemist" t-shirt! For those who've always dreamed of transforming mundane nights into legendary tales, this shirt proudly declares, "I can't turn water into wine, but I can turn Vodka into bad decisions and total freaking mayhem."

Picture this: you, wearing this shirt, effortlessly blending a concoction of questionable choices with a splash of mischief, and voila! Your night has just been upgraded to an unforgettable adventure. This shirt isn't just a piece of fabric; it's a testament to your ability to turn any social gathering into a wild ride of chaos and laughter.

The vibrant design showcases a mixologist mastering the art of transforming vodka bottles into a swirling storm of mayhem, complete with a soundtrack of bad decisions playing in the background. So, whether you're the life of the party or just want to be, this tee is your secret weapon to let everyone know that when vodka's involved, you're the maestro orchestrating the symphony of shenanigans.

Caution: Wear responsibly, because this shirt may attract spontaneous dance-offs, sudden bursts of laughter, and a guaranteed increase in your party legend status. Cheers to turning ordinary nights into extraordinary memories – one vodka-fueled bad decision at a time!

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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