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Well That Escalated Quickly Men's Short Sleeve Tee

Well That Escalated Quickly Men's Short Sleeve Tee

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In the quaint town of Peculiar Springs, known for its eccentric residents and peculiar occurrences, Mr. Jenkins, the local librarian, found himself in an unexpectedly bizarre situation. It all began when his pet parrot, Sir Reginald Featherbottom, learned to mimic the fire alarm's blaring sound with uncanny accuracy. One lazy Sunday afternoon, as Mr. Jenkins was engrossed in his latest novel, Sir Reginald decided to show off his newfound talent. The parrot's convincing alarm mimicry set off a chain reaction in the town, prompting panicked residents to flee their homes, convinced there was an impending inferno. Within minutes, the entire town square resembled a chaotic scene from a slapstick comedy, with people scrambling to save their belongings and dousing imaginary flames with water buckets. Mr. Jenkins, bewildered by the chaos he unintentionally sparked, could only mutter to himself, "Well, that escalated quickly."

As the chaos unfolded, the town's fire chief arrived on the scene, realizing the absurdity of the situation. After a thorough investigation and a stern lecture to Sir Reginald about the consequences of his mischief, the town returned to its usual quirky calm. The incident became the talk of Peculiar Springs for weeks to come, with residents sharing exaggerated tales of their heroic firefighting exploits during the great "Featherbottom Fire Scare." And so, in a town already accustomed to peculiar happenings, the day the librarian's parrot triggered a town-wide false alarm became just another whimsical chapter in Peculiar Springs' peculiar history.

Product Details:

  • Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, and breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
  • The retail fit is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
  • Bella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in a humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
  • The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
  • Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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